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I’m possessed by evil demons that torture me while I’m sleeping
I keep dreaming of death and I’m hearing people screaming
The devil’s spirit’s trapped inside me and I want it out
I’m on the couch bleeding to death in a haunted house
With both of my wrists slit, I’m lifted up in the air
And suspended in animation like someone’s holding me there
I feel somebody’s cold hands wrapping around my neck
While I choke on my own blood that I swallow and drown to death
But I found a breath and somehow managed to slip the clutches
Nearly blacking out from dizziness and head rushes
Tripping over OD’d bodies of dead lushes
Bloodstains paint the plush carpet like red blushes
Door’s open and close by themselves, books fly off shelves
Curtains catch fire, the house melts
My skin blisters and sticks together like twin sisters
The wind blows and shatters windows like ten twisters
Caught a piece of shrapnel in the Adam’s apple
Two cups of holy water and I’m looking at ‘em half full
But as soon as I go to touch ‘em they turn into red rum
It got silent, then all these voices said
“Come follow me into the pits of Hell”
I heard ‘em yell “Welcome to the Norman Bates Motel!”
I ring the bell for service and I was greeted by his mother
Covered in dry blood, head still dented from the shovel
I said I need a room so I could try to get some rest
She gave me the keys to the best suite and a bag of cess
And told me that’s just for starters, Satan’ll be in to see me later
To see if I’m interested in being partners
While helpful for fueling media interest and the enigma of Lady Gaga, among the most fantastic things circulating out there is that she’s a brain-washed puppet of the Illuminati, another is that she is a hermaphrodite. The question was asked how does feel when she reads things like the latter.
The atmosphere changed.
“I’m not even going to answer that,” was her response after a protracted pause, while off camera her manager expressed shock at the question, demanding it not be aired (a demand she later retracted only after plenty of discussion).
Gaga herself said the cameras should be turned off, the interview over. They weren’t and it wasn’t. Things were quickly, if uncomfortably, smoothed over for the sake of one more question to “end on a positive note,” according to the manager.